You jokes
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
When you fail art school.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.