You jokes
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Memes
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤