You jokes
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
ky you def like her
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!