You jokes
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Memes
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.