You jokes

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!