What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
You Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
