You jokes

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.