You jokes

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?

Nail one hand to the ground...

How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.