You jokes

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Gwen, are you there?

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Suicide squad.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What flavor do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.