How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Orphan's Bleeding Hands
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Alright listen up, chucklenut. This joke is PRETTY dark. It's funny 'cause orphans ain't got no parents, ya see? So if they clap till their parents come home, their hands gonna bleed somethin' fierce 'cause they be clappin' forever. And you, reading this, probably clap like a toddler banging pots and pans together. No rhythm, no grace, just pure unadulterated noise.