You jokes

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?