You jokes

You know bins????

They're trash!

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

What can you never tell an orphan?

Go home to your parents.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Me: Do you know a funny joke?

Friend: Yes, you.

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Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?

You move the chairs.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.