You jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?