"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
You Jokes
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
You look like a cat.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
