You jokes
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."