You jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Memes
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.