You jokes
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Do you know this kind of kid
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.