What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Listen here, buttercup. The joke is that the person telling the joke is better than you, because they have a plan. It is not that funny because the author is probably unemployed and lives in his mom's basement.
Yomamastiank
Damm
Really pattyrat
I being offended