Plan for the New Year

  • What's the difference between you and me?

    I have a plan for this new year.

    So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, buttercup. The joke is that the person telling the joke is better than you, because they have a plan. It is not that funny because the author is probably unemployed and lives in his mom's basement.

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  • Unilateral Pardalote

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