You jokes
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.