You jokes

How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

What do you call a pig?

Pig.

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!