You jokes
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Memes
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!