You jokes
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Question and answer 🙄
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?