If you read this, you qualify as gay.
You Jokes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
