You jokes
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.