You jokes

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf