You jokes
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Memes
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!