You jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.