You jokes

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces!! HAHAHA

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.