You jokes
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.