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Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
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Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
You should always be happy about family and love.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.