You jokes
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!