You jokes
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?