Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dummies, but I'll explain it anyway, since you need it. Life is supposed to be like a chocolate cookie, all good and sweet. But, uh oh, it's a raisin cookie instead. That means it sucks and it's a bummer, just like your jokes. You're welcome, genius.