Crude Orphan Remark

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it makes my fur stand on end, and I've seen some real doozies. It's trying to be edgy by saying something nasty and then hitting you with the 'you have no dad' card because you are an orphan. It's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. And you, listening to this, probably think this is peak comedy. Bless your heart.