You jokes
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
The ultimate speedrun
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."