You jokes

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?

What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

What do you call a short student?

A Ravin.

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?

kick his sister in the jaw

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

You idiot.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?