You jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...