You jokes

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

You should always be happy about family and love.

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.