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My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.