You jokes

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

What do you call an autistic army special forces?

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"