You jokes
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓