You jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.