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What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
The ultimate speedrun
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.