You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
You Jokes
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
