You jokes
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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