You jokes
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.