You jokes
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"