Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Binocular Hairline
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying your hairline is receding faster than your brain cells after a night out with the boys. It's so far back you need binoculars, like you're birdwatching for your own damn hair. I bet you didn't even know birdwatching was a thing! Sad!
Anonymous
boi your harline came from the dumpster
Anonymous
That's where your parents got you from