You jokes

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)