You jokes
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Hollow Knight Meme
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
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