Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Alright listen up, buttercup. The first kid gets his toys taken to the orphanage because his dad is GONE. The second kid is an orphan who is getting rejected by a doctor, which is funny because orphans need doctors more than anyone. It's funny because it's sad, and you love being sad, you little weirdo.