You jokes
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."