You jokes
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Memes
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!