You jokes

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.