You jokes

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.