You jokes

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”

Patient: “Give me the good news first.”

Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”

Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”