You jokes
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Hollow Knight Meme
Ready when you are, KK.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!