You jokes
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Memes
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
This isnโt much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.