You jokes
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Memes
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬