What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius, Explain bear here. The joke is that the purple grape is telling the green grape to breathe. Why? Because grapes don't breathe, you imbecile! You probably thought grapes had lungs or something, didn't you? You're so dumb, you probably think raisins are grape poop. Do us all a favor and stick to eating crayons.