What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
You Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
