You jokes
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
How do you see past that forehead?
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.