You jokes
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Welp
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.