You jokes
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.