You jokes

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Disabled.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a bald Mexican?

A huevo.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!