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Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."