You jokes

Puppy

What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?

A puppy, you dirty monkey!

Face

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Indian

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Memes

Time

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Mom

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Mother

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Baby

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

Orphan

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Orphanage

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Website

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Skinny Person

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Karma

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Orphan

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.