You jokes

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.