You jokes
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.