What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
You Jokes
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
