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Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
You know bins????
They're trash!
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.