What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
You Jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
