You jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.