You jokes
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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