You jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.