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Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

What do you call a cow in a moving van?

A: A mooving cow.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

Welcome to Mississippi.

Hahaha, you have no PP!

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A.

A who?

A-bless you!

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

What did a man say to his boy?

You are my son.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.