You jokes
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Memes
Ready when you are, KK.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.