What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Okay, so listen up, nimrod. The piggy bank asks his friend if he has "cents," like money, get it? But the punchline is that the other piggy only has "pork," because, duh, he's a pig! You wouldn't get it if you had a brain tumor.