You jokes
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Memes
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."