You jokes

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

A Peking duck.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

How do you make orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap for their parents to come back.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What do you call a PEIS?

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Me: Do you like cobble?

My friend: No.

Me: Gobble deez nuts!

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Like if you hate school.