You jokes
Did you hear about the Mormons?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.