You jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Hollow Knight Meme
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
How do you see past that forehead?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!