You jokes
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I love you, you love me.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Fuck you and your shitty family!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.