You jokes
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Fuck you
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?