You jokes
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Memes
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.