You jokes

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

How do you see past that forehead?

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!