You jokes
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
God is you... If you have a dog
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.