You jokes
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Girls be like
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.