You jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.