You jokes
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.