You jokes
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
Memes
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
You are quite [something].
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
You are a joke.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.