You jokes
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What is a good night for you?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Memes
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
I love you, Hebrew John.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.