You jokes

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your Boyfriend.

Your Boyfriend who?

Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!

Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.

Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

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I'm sorry.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

What do you call a nervous zucchini?

An edgy veggie.

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.