You jokes
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.