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What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.