You jokes

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I sit because I can't stand you.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

A hipster!

What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.