My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Categories
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The wife is feeling down about her weight, right? She wants a pick-me-up, a nice word. But instead of saying something sweet, this dude tells her she has good eyesight. Why's that funny? Because he's implying that she can clearly see how fat she is! You probably didn't get it, 'cause your brain works slower than a snail in peanut butter.