You jokes
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!