You jokes
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Memes
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!