You jokes

What do you call a dad without a dad joke?

Dead.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.