You jokes
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What is a good night for you?
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌