You jokes

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Friend 1: Did you?

Depressed friend 2: I didn't!

Friend one: Swear on your life!

Depressed friend 2: I swear.

A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

Because it’s pointless.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.