You jokes
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.