You jokes
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Do you see the toilet?
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(