Pause

Pause memes

Jokes

Cat

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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  • Bear

    A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

    The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

    Boy

    A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

    He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"