Tree Neighbor

This is a dark joke that plays on the assumption that the neighbor is in the tree because they've hung themselves. The punchline is a grim way to say to cut them down or 'untie the rope'. It's morbid and twisted.

• Neighbor
• Tree
• Suicide
• Death
• Accident
• Rope

• How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
• What did the tree say to the kid with the rope? Nothing, he was hanging.
• How do you get a retard out of a tree? Wave at them.
• So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery. The tree left him hanging though.