You jokes
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Memes
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.