You jokes
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"