You jokes
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?