What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
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Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
