You jokes
Fuck all reading this.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
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Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.