Drunk Man and His Wheelchair

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you simpleton. This 'President Lincoln' guy thinks it's funny when a drunk dude keeps falling because he forgot his wheelchair at the bar. I know, I know, it's not exactly high-brow comedy, but the punchline is he didn't fall because he was drunk, but because he was lacking his wheels. What a genius, right?