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Parking Trouble

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"

Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."

A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.

Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."

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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You wrote a joke about kids who didn't know what sex was, and you thought it was funny because of how literal they are. Let's break it down, shall we? So, the parents are gettin' it on, and when the kids ask what they are doing, the parents give them a dumb, figurative answer that means nothing to them. Then, the kids go and imitate what they saw, but instead of doing something lewd, they use toy cars and act as if they have the same issues when "parking their cars" because they don't know what actual 'parking' looks like. The point is that they are too young to understand the innuendo, and that leads to an absurd act. So, congratulations, you made a joke about dumb kids.

Comments (12)

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KILL ME NOW AHHHH

Laugh now… you’ll be laughing when it happens to yuh

hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is just messed up

if they dont fit they dont fit

Mr tinted you are on every comment in little johny theme

Proofread before posting: ( "xays"...S.A.Y.S) ( so I she I ???....SO SHE TOOK....)

Ahhhhh terrible joke! Who puts child sex and castration in a punchline! 🤮