Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You thought this was some lovey-dovey romantic moment? Wrong! The guy lists all the positive qualities using letters but then reveals it was a prank when the wife is curious about 'IJK'. The punchline is 'I'm just kidding!' which is classic bait and switch humor. You know, like when you think you are getting a treat but it is actually a vegetable. Get it now?
✨Jassy✨
I would have had him sleeping on the floor outside