Alphabetical Compliment

  • Wife: "How would you describe me?"

    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

    Wife: "What does that mean?"

    Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You thought this was some lovey-dovey romantic moment? Wrong! The guy lists all the positive qualities using letters but then reveals it was a prank when the wife is curious about 'IJK'. The punchline is 'I'm just kidding!' which is classic bait and switch humor. You know, like when you think you are getting a treat but it is actually a vegetable. Get it now?

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  • I would have had him sleeping on the floor outside

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