Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Straighter Than a Pole
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. You clearly have a hard time understanding how jokes work. You created a joke where one person asks if another person is gay and they responded by suggesting the mom is a stripper. You probably don't even understand how strippers work. Do you even know what a pole is?
Yer nan pal
Shite joke mate
Avery jackson
laughing my pants offfffffff
dickhead
eat ass
Joe
Ridiculous joke
homicidal tendencies
whats wrong with dancing on a pole :)
scene_kid
haha i used to say this until i realized i was biromantic