You jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

What do you call dolls in a line?

Barbie queuing.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

Anyone here a spoon?

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?

Panera Fade.

You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?

A Panera med.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"