You jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
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Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.