You jokes
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.