What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
You Jokes
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
for Chri5Chan; You like DDLC? name every character
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
