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natlus
6 years ago
  • Teacher: What does a chicken give you?

    Student: An egg!

    Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?

    Student: Homework!

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    Listen up, buttercup! So, the teacher is asking what animals give us. The kid is being a smart aleck because homework is a pain in the butt like a fat cow! Get it? Duh!

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