Fat Cow

Teacher: What does a chicken give you?

Student: An egg!

Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! So, the teacher is asking what animals give us. The kid is being a smart aleck because homework is a pain in the butt like a fat cow! Get it? Duh!

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